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"Top Ten Reasons to Have HH"

12 February 2003

(Just for fun. I hope no one is offended. Remember I have HH too.)

10. No one asks to borrow our clothes.

9. Black never goes out of style.

8. At the gym, everyone envies the effort we put into our workout.

7. We will never have to appear in an antiperspirant commercial.

6. If ocean levels ever drop, we can add salty water to restore them.

5. Humidity levels will never get too low in our homes.

4. We can steam the wrinkles out of our clothes just by wearing them.

3. Steam power is environmentally friendly.

2. No need to use our tongue to lick an envelope or stamp.

1. We are not alone!

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